"I started off wide awake, but ended up half dead" --- Amy W
"If you like watching puppies getting slaughtered, then you'll love watching The Big Bang Theory as both give you the 'satisfying' feeling of making you want to vomit" --- Phil Y
"as fun as picking flies out of pepper with boxing gloves on" --- Phil Y
"It's like being in a pool of urine and someone comes and throws crap on you: do you duck your head under the urine or take a bucket of crap to the face ... or view this montrosity." --- Phil Y
"Especially when the host is as orange as a 'glamourous lady' from Essex." --- Katie R
"Eastenders is for those who love being depressed." --- Mia H
"pouting lips like a fish" --- Abbey S
"As funny as a man in a skirt" --- Jordan R
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